Q: Why was the watch always tired?
A: It spent too much time winding down!

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Q: What do you call a belt made of watches?
A: A waist of time!

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Q: How does a watch catch up on its reading?
A: It goes through the Times.

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Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?

A: Second hand information.

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Q: What do you call a watch that tells bad jokes?
A: A pun-dial!

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Q: What do you call a vintage watch that doesn’t tick?
A: A timeless classic.

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Q: Why is a wristwatch a good mathematician?
A: Because every second counts.

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Q: What do you call a group of watch enthusiasts going to a monthly meet up?
A: Time travelers!

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Q: Why was the chronograph feeling generous?

A: Because it always gives a second chance.

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